The New Black Sea...

By now most people have heard that there has been a slight, shall we say, leak in one of BP's off shore oil rigs. It is resulting in millions of gallons of oil spilling into the ocean in the past few weeks. That's right, weeks. Not only has it not been fixed, but no one (out of BP, Halliburton
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and Transocean) will own up to the screw up that caused it because of negative publicity and a drop in stock. ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?

That's some shameful shit right there. Not only are they not taking blame but they haven't been able to fix it? I can understand with no one being able to assign blame because the site is several leagues (that's right i went nautical on this bitch) under water and few if any companies have the resources to address such an issue. But for goddsakes why don't the three of you team up, hire the best engineers in the world and fix that leak already. The fact that there has been enough time to convene a senate hearing on the matter since it was discovered should tell u they have had a long damn time to fix the leak since they discovered it. If nothing else then you can say it doesn't matter who's fault it was it's fixed now.

But no, the bickering continues and there are still no viable plans to stop the leak. Not even say, taking out the leaking section and replacing it with a new part. Yes a lot of oil would gush for a little while, but at least it would stop. Call Aquaman or someone... someone like ... That's right... Kevin Costner who has a special machine to help with the situation. CNN reports that he boasts his machine will siphon 210,000 gallons of oil from the ocean each day. Granted, he only funded this machine, but at least he's doing something to help the cause. How sad is it that people who have risen to the position of CEO of multi-billion dollar companies can't fund or negotiate a way to solve this, but Kevin Costner, genius that he is?, finds a group of scientists, gives them some money to run and they come up with something more effective than anything proposed by or for those CEOs.

To that I say Bravo Costner, you're not much for acting but your one hell of a humanitarian. For chrissakes I bet if they could profit off of this those 3 companies would have found a solution and implemented it within 2 weeks. Does anyone else think this is a ploy just to validate the re-diculous rise in gas prices during the summer? I don't care if you claim or if liability is assigned... right now... just fix the damn thing and stop being a bunch of retarded ass monkeys (yes the way the geico guy meant it).

You're not even the amusing kind of retarded monkey. See ------->
See also Leopold "Butters" Stotch. You're the kind of monkey that just picks up it's own feces and puts it back down again, as opposed to throwing it at another monkey in order to take his banana or lady monkey friend away from him. You've now replaced Kevin Costner at the bottom of the evolutionary chart, not an easy task mind you. Kevin Costner has learned to trade his bananas in order to get other smarter monkies (chimpanzees) to find a solution. Not only that, but he invested his bananas wisely, this machine was conceived in the wake of the Exxon-Valdez oil spill, so a working prototype wouldn't be as far off as say a brand new idea.

In closing, you're all a bunch of cock-biting fucktards and I hope you go to prison, not for having an accident, but for not owning up to it and just sitting around with your thumbs up your asses for a month while it gets worse. And to Kevin Costner, i won't watch your movies, except field of dreams, but i'll nominate you for an award...of some kind... not related to acting.